light humour to break the ice...

It's a lovely sunny afternoon in spring. George decides to go out for a walk and as he's walking along he begins to hear a chanting noise, off somewhere in the distance. As he gets closer he notices that it's coming from the local mental institution.

Intrigued to know what all the fuss is about he decides to walk past and see if he can find out more. As he walks along the perimeter he begins to hear the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

He's quite puzzled by this and as he continues to stroll past he notices just up ahead a small hole in the fence, about waist height. Looking around he sees that there's no-one else about so decides to take a peek.

So he bends down and puts his eye to the hole, inquisitive to what all the commotion's about. Immediately a finger comes through and pokes him in the eye.

As George rolls around on the floor, everyone in the mental institution starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"